Europe Divided Based on Stereotypes

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Have you ever wondered how Europe would be divided in two or three parts depending on the stereotypes that exist for each country? Have you ever imagined other colors representing Greece? A history professor/designer took to the difficult task. Yanko Tsvetkov studied the stereotypes governing Europe and created 20 maps showing and satirizing very apt perceptions that define different countries and dividing them into those belonging to the south, north, east or west. Let’s see where Greece lies.

  1. Euphoric (yellow) – Greece
    Melancholic (light blue)
    Depressed (blue)
  2. Classical (red)-Greece
    Modern (green)
  3. Revolutionary (pink)
    Traditional (brown) – Greece
  4. Sunny (yellow) – Greece
    Cloudy (blue)
  5. Tomato Europe (red) – Greece
    Potato Europe (yellow)
  6. Wine Europe (red) – Greece
    Beer Europe (yellow)
    Vodka Europe (light blue)
  7. Olive oil Europe (green) – Greece
    Butter Europe (yellow)
  8. Tea Europe (red)
    Coffee Europe (brown) – Greece
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  9. Sexually Repressed (red) – Greece
    Emotionally Repressed (brown)
  10. Catholic (red)
    Protestant (yellow)
    Orthodox (green) – Greece
  11. Rich (yellow)
    Poor (green) – Greece
  12. Lazy (purple) – Greece
    Hard-working (orange)
  13. Good cuisine (orange) – Greece
    Bad cuisine (green)
  14. Deafening (red) – Greece
    Loud (orange)
    Quiet (light blue)
  15. Fag Hags (pink)
    Homophobic (purple) – Greece
  16. Old Europe (yellow)
    New Europe (orange) – Greece
  17. People who work 21 days a year (orange) – Greece
    People who relax 21 days a year (grey)
  18. People who need a plumber (brown)
    People who can fix their own sink (blue) – Greece
  19. People who eat walking (red)
    People who eat sitting (yellow) – Greece
  20. Religious Europe (green) – Greece
    Atheist Europe (blue)

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According to this color map, Greece is classical and sunny and belongs to the new Europe. In addition, according to stereotypes and to Mr. Tsvetkov, the Greeks are euphoric, traditional, Orthodox, religious, sexually repressed, poor, lazy, homophobic, can fix their own sink, eat while sitting and speak very very very loud. On the other hand, the Greeks have a good cuisine, drink coffee, use olive oil when cooking, drink wine and love tomatoes.